Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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