The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
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