I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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