I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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