Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Randomize
