DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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