I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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