I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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