OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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