i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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