I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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