I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
