For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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