You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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