She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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