i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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