Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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