The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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