the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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