Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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