her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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