Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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