I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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