The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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