My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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