well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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