Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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