We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
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