We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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