Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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