At least make sure they are 18
Why
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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