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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
be right there i have to get my cape
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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