Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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