Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
