Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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