apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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