Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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