I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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