I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I think people are normalizing furries
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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