Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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