He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Randomize