so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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