in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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