Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Randomize
