There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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