just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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