Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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