Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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