Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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