But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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