You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Randomize
