if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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